Bert  is Evil!:
 Intercepted E-mail Correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer



The following is a series of E-mail correspondence between famed murderer/cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and Bert. Contains violent language, reader's discretion is advised.



 




to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)


from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)


subject: Greetings!


At 11:37 AM 11/26/94 -0800, Bert wrote:


Hello Jeffrey! Remember me.. Bert! We met once at the


Evil People Convention. How's it been hanging?


I've been busy myself. Are you still doing a lot


of carving? How's the meat this season?





Bert

to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)subject: (re:)Greetings!At 8:31 PM 11/27/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:Bert,


        Of course I remember you! You were the one who gave


me that recipe for Infant Soup. Thanks a million.


        I've been fine, the seasons been great, lots of fresh sweet meat.


I love kids. BTW if I remember right you have a Children related occupation.


Do you think you can source me some seven year olds?





Jeffrey
to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) subject: Kids At 9:43 PM 11/27/94 -0800, Bert wrote:Jeff,


Sure I can! How many do you need?


There are lots of kids here. (nice and plump)


I'll send you a sample soon.





Bert
to: Bert (bert@sesamest.com)from: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com)subject: (re:)Kidsattachment: Butchering.txtAt 7:20 PM 11/30/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:Wow, the leg you sent me was excellent! I want more.


Can I get some by the bulk?


Also attached is a file on how to prepare the meat.


This way you can keep the meat in prime condition.





Jeffrey
to: Jeffrey Dahmer (jd@ieatkids.com) from: Bert (bert@sesamest.com) subject: Sweet Meat  At 6:24 PM 11/31/94 -0800, Bert wrote:Jeff,


Thanks for the text file you sent. It was very


informative. I'll make sure the next batch of


meat I'll send over will be prepped this


way.





Bert


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