Bert  is Evil !
I  think those are Ernie's Shoes!

Bert's been known to rape and assault women. But he also seems  to like orange-colored muppet friends. We recently received this picture  which finally stops a lot of the rumors going on in our guest book.  A lot of you people were concerned whether Bert and Ernie were having  some sort of relation. We finally have proof. Although poor Ernie could  do absolutely nothing to stop this vicious... NO!.. sorry, I refuse  to go into details! You can see for yourselves.

(The person responsible for this picture wisely  wants to remain anonymous)

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