Dino,  Jahupo, Wout and Bert. March 6, 1998, San Francisco Golden Gate Park

Bert  is Evil !
What  the hell is this site all about?

It  all started around mid 1995. I was a newbie into the Internet. It was  an exciting new medium. I easily got addicted to it as we all did. I  jumped in eyes closed and made a homepage, I called it Fractal Cow.  It was very simple, just a collection of links and some of my drawings.  As I slowly got more and more addicted I began to crave more supplemental  information to the monster that is the web. I started collecting Internet  Underground, a magazine I still consider the best Internet Publication  ever made (bring it back!). My favorite section in this magazine was  the "Weird Wide Web". I discovered some of the funniest websites  in this monthly feature, Spam Cam, the Captain Kirk Sing Along and the  Mr. T Ate My Balls Page to name a few.

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